Noose tv scripts – NEW CARBON EMISSIONS LAW AT EAST COAST PARK

NOOSE 3 – NEW CARBON EMISSIONS LAW AT EAST COAST PARK

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B.B. See:
In order to fight global warming and save the world, the Ministry of Environment has introduced new policies today, that will help reduce Singapore’s carbon emissions level.

Andrea Wow: Come on Singapore, let’s fight global warming! (Punches the air) Pow! Pow! Pow!

B.B. See: Andre Chichak has the news.

(Montage of hot weather. Sun. Pple walking under umbrellas. Panting dog. etc)
Andre Chichak (V.O):
Hot. Hot. (Sexy babe) Wa very hot.

Andre Chichak (standup, East Coast Park):
Is it getting hotter in Singapore or did someone just turn off our air-con? Oei! (takes off slipper and throws off-screen) Switch on the air-con leh!

Air-con Commercial Man cleaning air-con:
Just wipe wipe here. Wipe wipe here. Best energy savings! (slipper flies in and hits him on the face)

Andre Chichak (standup, East Coast Park):
So to fight against global warming, the gahmen has passed a new carbon emissions law, here at East Coast Park.

(Sergeant Planet talks to errant BBQ family)
Sergeant Planet: Eh boys and girls, you cannot bar-b-q more than 5 chicken wings and 3 hot dogs! Or else you will release many carbon dioxide into the air. And then our planet will have the greenhouse effect! Very hot! Okay, I confiscate your chicken wings.

Boy: Wa, who is that?

Girl: You don’t know meh? He is Sergeant Planet!

Boy: Wa…

Sergeant Planet (to camera): (Holds up burnt piece of chicken wing)
Remember kids, don’t make chao-tah. Bad for the planet. The power is yours!!!
(He flies off into the sky with a rainbow trailing behind him.)

Andre Chichak (standup, East Coast Park):
(Waves to sky) Bye bye Sergeant Planet!
(To camera) Besides having these new measures against global warming, the gahmen is also conducting a study at Underwater World Sentosa to see if we can all live under the sea when Singapore is flooded. This is Andre Chichak for the Noose.

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